tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-71950477106544308062024-03-14T02:52:29.277-07:00The Hooligans' Motherkatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15593097431061356349noreply@blogger.comBlogger251125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7195047710654430806.post-13805575877268705632016-03-25T20:50:00.002-07:002016-03-25T20:50:34.675-07:00Hell in a bottle. It's not so bad. I was conscripted into helping with dinner. I didn't feel like it. I was told to make salad. Salad--not my area of expertise. I don't really like it, so I suck at it. Lettuce, tomatoes. Boring. The hooligans ate all the croutons because there were no chips.<br />
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Then I dug around in the fridge hoping hoping hoping YES!! Bottled dressing. We never use bottled dressing. The Man Who Lives In My House makes special delicious dressing with secret ingredients and shit. (The secret is mustard powder.) <br />
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"YES!" I said, "Bottled dressing! We are going to hell, Clearly! because I am going to use this stuff! it has multi syllabic chemicals, and probably sugar. Could it get any worse? I doubt it!"<br />
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"It could get worse," said the Man, stirring the pasta. "Donald Trump could be president. That would be much worse."<br />
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Well he does have a point. katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15593097431061356349noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7195047710654430806.post-31653567442082330882014-12-04T22:18:00.003-08:002014-12-04T22:18:57.309-08:00the best fudge. really.I can't remember where this recipe came from, but I did not invent it. It came into my life around the time I decided I liked The Man Who Now Lives In My House so much that I would give up my tiny apartment (over which I had total aesthetic control) to live with him. So I've been making this during the Holidays for the last 18 years or so. <br />
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I wrote it down on the front page of my Joy Of Cooking, which is falling apart because really, what other cookbook do you need? <br />
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pour 1 can of condensed milk (unsweetened)<br />
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(if you don't have a really good pan, maybe this is the year to request one. My favorite is le creuset, which turn up in thrift stores from time to time. I figure it the pan is a little bit chipped around the rim, I won't feel terrible when I chip it a little more. It's called patina. )<br />
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bring this to a boil and start stirring NON STOP for SIX MINUTES.<br />
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set a timer. if you do this the fudge will turn out perfectly.<br />
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after SIX MINUTES of NON STOP stirring (got it?), take the mixture off the heat, dump in 18 oz of chocolate chips or chunks--the better quality the chocolate, the better the fudge.<br />
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If you like dark chocolate you can use 9 oz (or more!) unsweetened chocolate and the other 9 could be bittersweet--you could even do all 18 oz unsweetened, but I haven't tried that so I make no guarantees. <br />
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also add:<br />
1/4 t salt,<br />
2 t flavoring--vanilla, grand mariner, peppermint, coffee, whatever you prefer,<br />
and 3/4 C butter. <br />
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Some people like to add stuff--nuts, mini marshmallows, chopped up candy canes, candied orange peel, whatever, as well. I'm a purist. I add grand mariner instead of vanilla sometimes, but no stuff. <br />
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stir everything together until the chocolate and butter have melted and then pour into a shallow rimmed pan lined with parchment paper. refrigerate for several hours to set. then cut into squares with a pizza cutter and share with everyone you like. <br />
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you can also line small boxes (the ones checks come in are the perfect size) with parchment, pour the hot fudge directly in, refrigerate and then give away (or hoard and devour--because this is so good no one could blame you). <br />
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It's also easy. The smaller hooligan made a batch the other night all by himself and gave a big box to his cello teacher. katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15593097431061356349noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7195047710654430806.post-77374135955105267892014-11-06T11:02:00.000-08:002014-11-06T11:02:13.724-08:00Staying focused ha haSuffering from extreme scattered-ness around here.<br />
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BUT I have been managing to cook a lot. A friend of mine is struggling with an autoimmune disease which has left her unable to work. A more organized parent from our sons' soccer teams set up a schedule to bring the family dinners most nights. I am seriously so computer-phobic and spacey that I never actually signed up for an official time. Instead I just read some cookbooks or cooking blogs on Sunday morning, make a grocery list, and call her to see if she wants a dinner on monday or tuesday. This seems to work. <br />
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AND while I am terribly sorry my friend and her family are going through this, I am grateful for the cooking inspiration. It's fall! It's a good time to cook! And it's a good time to cook big pots of things that you can share with a friend or freeze for later. <br />
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Last night's dish was, tho I say it myself, exemplary:<br />
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Braised beef with cumin and carrots--enough for 8-10 people, or 2 dinners for 4-5. <br />
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<i>(To start I have to say that I made this one up BUT I had inspiration long ago from our Baltimore friend, Charles Eberhardt who used to make these incredible buttery cumin carrots for a side dish. I could not find the recipe. You will be shocked to learn that I keep recipes from friends, magazines, etc in a jumble. Fortunately my tongue has a taste-o-graphic memory so I can usually replicate stuff)</i><br />
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olive oil<br />
big lump of butter<br />
6 onions, chopped<br />
6 cloves garlic, mashed and chopped<br />
zest of one orange<br />
pepper<br />
salt<br />
1T ground cumin<br />
2t cumin seeds<br />
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2-3 lbs chuck roast or stew meat, chopped into 1-2 inch pieces,<br />
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2-3 bunches carrots, chopped<br />
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bay leaf<br />
rosemary<br />
thyme<br />
2c red wine<br />
juice of the orange you zested,<br />
chicken stock (I used canned.)<br />
parsley<br />
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sauté veggies, meat herbs and spices in the oil and butter, add the red wine and orange juice, cook down a bit, cover with chicken stock, put the lid on the pot and leave it on low for a couple of hours, before serving, adjust seasoning, garnish with parsley and serve over noodles. <br />
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you could also make this up to the point of adding the chicken stock, refrigerate, and finish the next day. lots of options here. all measurements and quantities could be modified to your tastes. Also you could skip the beef and chicken stock and use those giant white beans and veggie stock if you're a vegetarian. Gluten free folks could use potatoes or serve over polenta...you get the picture. <br />
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The hooligans often are somewhat disparaging of stew-type dishes but they gobbled this one up. We actually devoured all of it (everyone was hungry). Next time I will make lots more.katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15593097431061356349noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7195047710654430806.post-91983941646571237492014-10-30T10:57:00.001-07:002014-10-30T10:57:06.805-07:00HookyI have a long and tedious list of errands and chores, but I am opting to ignore it and go search for chanterelles instead. I have to be home by three to help finish Halloween costumes. Wish me luck.katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15593097431061356349noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7195047710654430806.post-47914578943117237792014-10-28T09:55:00.001-07:002014-10-28T09:59:14.576-07:00idiomatic. I just came across the expression: "Not my circus. Not my monkeys."<br />
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Only my life is kind of the opposite:<br />
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katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15593097431061356349noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7195047710654430806.post-68174394213938370532014-10-24T10:14:00.001-07:002014-10-24T10:14:13.213-07:00While I was out on leave.....<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;">I got to officiate a wedding this summer. Our beloved onetime babysitter Trish moved to Norway to do a Phd. in Comparative Lit (beloved and brilliant). While there she met an amazing and lovely Norwegian (read: Viking!!) named Trond. In addition to being kind, clever, hardworking and handsome, he is a rock star. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;">His band is called Dark Times.: </span>http://darktimes.bandcamp.com Trond is the one with long curly hair. <span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> They tour and everything. So add talented to his list of attributes. When Trish asked me if I would be an officiant at their wedding I was as flattered as I have ever been in my life. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;">I started trying to write down some profound thoughts and they were really annoying. So I decided not to overthink it. Which, it occurred to me, is a good policy for marriage in general: <i> Don't overthink it. </i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><i>Marriage is the collision between romance and real life. </i> (Maybe I should have said intersection? a much gentler word choice. Oh well, it is too late. ) </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><i>Have fun together. Prioritize it, even when you are broke and stressed and surrounded by screaming babies. Build some fun with into the budget and budget the time together. Spending joyful, relaxing time together is not just a "bonus." If it doesn't happen, how will you remember why you're together? It's more important than a clean house. And while a little money in the bank is important, spending a little bit of it on a bottle of wine or a weekend away now and then is also of great value. </i></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><i>Make each other laugh so hard you are hyperventilating. Cook for each other, make coffee in the morning, do the dishes at night. If <u>both</u> of you act as if <u>all </u>the logistics are your job, neither of you will ever have the opportunity to resent doing the logistics: you will think, oh, I should do the the dishes, oh wait, they are already done. Was it the elves? no, it was Trond/Trish. How nice. I must thank him/her, with a kiss, or something :). </i></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><i>Pragmatic and mundane ideas, but marriage is a philosophical state put into practice. It is easier to be happily committed when your partner sets a cup of hot coffee and the paper on your bedside table on his way to the shower. A long time ago, Denis said to me, Love is a verb.</i> </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;">Love is a verb. And I am deeply appreciative of the coffee. </span></div>
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katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15593097431061356349noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7195047710654430806.post-50075495104955621782014-10-20T08:40:00.001-07:002014-10-20T08:40:37.350-07:00More bits from the summer: Deaf as a post postI did actually write a little bit this summer, I just never got around to adding pictures and posting. Here is one example:<br />
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We went out to the sailboat (have I mentioned the sailboat? We have acquired my folks' pretty wooden day sailer since my dad's balance has become so poor--we keep it at the local reservoir in the summer. Lucky us!) the other evening. <br />
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The smaller hooligan brought his remote control speedboat. The wind was light and we were just tooling along very peacefully. He stood by the mast and ran his demonic little vessel alongside. <br />
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Some big tattoo'd dudes and their neon thong lady friends in a speed boat were amused. They hollered "Send that thing over with a beer!" Ha ha. That was sweet, actually. Often the sailboat people and the speed boat people have nothing to say to each other. We do not like the big wake they create. They do not like that we have right of way if we're under sail. <br />
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As we sailed away from our new speed boat friends the Man Who Lives In My House and the Smaller Hooligan were bobbing their heads in time to something. <br />
"I hate this song." Said the smaller hooligan. <br />
"Me too, but it's horribly catchy." said TMWLIMH.<br />
"What song?" I asked. <br />
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They looked at me quizzically. You can't hear that? aske THMWLIMH. <br />
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"Hear What?" I responded. <br />
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The smaller hooligan chimed in "Mom you really are deaf!" <br />
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Oh dear. I thought having to get progressive lenses in my glasses would somehow protect me from other areas of sensory deterioration. I guess I can look forward to being more oblivious to irritating background noise. katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15593097431061356349noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7195047710654430806.post-14919082411839897392014-10-16T12:21:00.002-07:002014-10-16T12:26:21.643-07:00A message from the Universe<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15593097431061356349noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7195047710654430806.post-36324799274346190712014-10-14T10:12:00.003-07:002014-10-14T10:12:58.105-07:00Call your mother.My (almost daily) conversation with my mom today went something like this:<br />
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Me: "So on Friday, the Larger Hooligan was all ebullient and pleased because he found out he's getting and A in Geometry, and naturally we were pleased too."<br />
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Bad Grandma: "Well you should be pleased! that is very good! He is quite bright you know." (My mother was convinced the Larger Hooligan could read when he was three. She dotes with great enthusiasm. It is endearing.)<br />
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Me: "Well yes, but he works so hard at acting like a doofus that I forget. And by Sunday he started mentioning that his grade in Science might not be so great, but he was going to turn all the missing work in, the teacher accepted late work, etc etc. So I'm trying not to get pissed at him but I'm all stressed out again and then TODAY (Monday) I get a text: Hey Mom! A- in Science!<br />
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B.G.: Well that's wonderful! What was he talking about? Did he think he'd bombed a test or something?<br />
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Me: I think he is just trying to kill me. <br />
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At this point in the conversation my mother could no longer contain herself: "That is exactly how we felt when we got the letter saying that you, with your 2.4 GPA, were a National Honor Society Scholar because of your SAT scores! YOU! A SCHOLAR! Hahahahaa"<br />
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Me: "I know, and I am only sharing this with you because I know it will give you great pleasure, Mom. It is my gift to you."katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15593097431061356349noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7195047710654430806.post-66318604401835159972014-10-14T10:11:00.003-07:002014-10-14T10:11:37.747-07:00I've been out on Puberty leaveThis should be a real phenomenon, com to think of it.katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15593097431061356349noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7195047710654430806.post-7797322182297756552014-07-10T07:09:00.003-07:002014-07-10T07:09:39.994-07:00Casual ConversationI was on the phone, making plans with a friend when she said the following:<br />
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(voices, shrieking from children, sound of feet on gravel)<br />
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"Sorry, my cat was eating a chipmunk's head while it was still alive. Where were we?"<br />
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is that it is fun, and satisfying. Also, I am sort of ADD, so knitting helps me to focus during long meetings. It also keeps me from losing my mind on airplane rides and long car trips. </div>
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The real reason I make stuff, though, is that<b> I am a show off</b>. Many crafty folks are. My mother, for example, is a one woman baby sweater knitting factory.<br />
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Normal people make baby sweaters for their own children, grandchildren, maybe nieces and nephews. My mother makes baby sweaters for the grandchildren of her neighbors and the other artists in her painting club--babies whose parents she barely knows. On the surface, this is very sweet and generous. But it is also a venue for her to showboat her skills. As she should. They are adorable sweaters. <br />
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Just one blog post ago, I was displaying my felted bunny critter, now I want you to see this sweater. It's a swedish pattern called <i>"<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Trocchi, Georgia, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 24px;"> </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Trocchi, Georgia, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 24px;">Plöj sagan om ringen-trilogin och du har fixat julstämning och varmaste, gosigaste tröjan i vinter."</span></i><br />
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That says, "Three Movies Sweater The sweater is really quick knitted. It takes about three movies to knit." <br />
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Maybe if you are swedish is is quick knitted. Maybe in Swedish there are tips to speed up your knitting and cure your ADD. I was going to make the whole thing dark green but after I joined the body and arms at the shoulder level I got bored (easily bored! ADD!)and swapped out the rest of my green skeins for blue. <br />
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I thought it was going to be a total disaster right up to the end when I blocked it. Blocking (for you non knitters) is where you get the finished sweater wet and stretch and shape it to the proportions you want. It is magical.<br />
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It would be nice if you could block your actual body: step out of the shower, pat your muffin top down to your butt or up to your bust. I would firm up my bingo wing triceps. Oh wait, you can do that, it's called<b><span style="font-size: large;"> go to the gym</span></b>.<br />
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But I digress (ADD!! I'm having an episode!). Anyway, the sweater: I'm pleased as punch although I wish wool did not make me itch. <br />
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One more thing: the CLOGS! They are red! And Swedish! I scored them at Value Village for $8. Since I am not actually Swedish, the next best thing is to wear clogs as much as possible. Also I hate heels but like to be two or three inches taller. I'm hoping that eventually all my shoes will be clogs. My friend Keri would tell you I'm well on my way. <br />
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<i>A final note: the evil beast standing next to me in the picture was mad because I gave him a bath yesterday. So this morning he escaped the yard and rolled in cat shit. I had to hose him down and scrub him with dish soap and then take a shower myself. No one should knit him a sweater. </i>katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15593097431061356349noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7195047710654430806.post-43772596364583845612014-01-26T20:52:00.000-08:002014-01-26T21:09:03.404-08:00The Olympics of Crafty Cuteness! I Win! I Win!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
The smaller Hooligan did some needle felting at a friend's house. He was really into it. I capitalized on his enthusiasm--which is to say I bribed him: </div>
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"I know you don't want to start doing the longer cello practices, but if you will play for at least 45 minutes every day this week, we can go to the yarn store after your lesson and you can pick out a felting kit. Deal?"</div>
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A deal indeed. The practices were nice and long. He even used the loathsome metronome. On Wednesday after cello we walked up to the local yarn shop and spent a happy hour looking at all the options. He got a kit to make a little gnome dude with a mushroom. </div>
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I impulsively got one to make two playful foxes. I finished those and left them at a friend's house by mistake. And now I'm obsessed. </div>
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Today I stopped by the yarn store and got what I needed to make some bunnies. I have this notion that I must make all the cute forest creatures. I think I will make a squirrel next, or maybe a chipmunk. And a deer and a bear.</div>
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The Man Who lives in my house was away for the weekend. I took advantage of his absence to make "normal chicken" which he dislikes. Everyone else loves normal chicken, everyone normal, that is. You place your cut up chicken a baking dish, sprinkle it with salt and pepper and parmesan cheese and bake it at 350 for an hour.<br />
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So there were six chicken thighs in a pan atop the stove, the oven was pre-heating, and I was around the corner in my office nook, working on our taxes. I heard a clunking noise, and ssumed that the puppy (now 110 lbs, mostly head and teeth) was playing with his food bowl. He does this in hopes that I will notice and decide to feed him (again). He and the larger hooligan have a lot in common. <br />
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I ignored him until I wrapped up my tax project. I came around the corner to see the dog whisking off under the table in a furtive and guilty manner. The pan of chicken was completely empty. <br />
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Six chicken thighs had gone down the hatch.<br />
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One or two chicken thighs would have been manageable, but I did not want to deal with chicken thigh regurgitation at 4 in the morning. I put the dog in the yard and tore off to the market for more chicken, and a bottle of hydrogen peroxide. <br />
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Upon my return I trapped Magnus between my knees, tipped his head back and poured a 1 oz shot of hydrogen peroxide down his throat. I held his jaw shut and gave him a little shake, and sent him out onto the back lawn. 30 minutes later we had a mess to clean up, but at least it was outside.<br />
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I learned this useful bit of animal husbandry years ago, during my first dog's tenure. She was a chubby lab who once levitated to the top of the fridge to consume an entire cheesecake. Levitation is the only plausible explanation. Another time she ate a pound of Belgian dark chocolate--it was wrapped up for Christmas, we didn't know. Forcing her to bring up whatever inappropriate thing she had wolfed down was fairly routine. And not going to the vet saves about $90.<br />
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All I can say is it's a good thing he's cute.katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15593097431061356349noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7195047710654430806.post-5711247753873130372014-01-21T15:01:00.000-08:002014-01-21T15:01:13.886-08:00My Double AgentsThe Hooligans needed sneakers. What else is new? They outgrow/thrash their sneakers with frightening and expensive regularity. Skateboarding is very hard on shoes. I thought living right in town would be more economical, transportation-wise. Their schools are so close it's quicker to walk than to drive, ditto music lessons, sports practice, and the local junk-food emporium. However they ride their skateboards everywhere they go, which literally burns a lot of rubber.<br />
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So, new sneakers: they wanted converse. I like that. They're classic and not prohibitively expensive. Unfortunately, the only store with a good selection was at the mall. <br />
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How I loathe the mall. I like shopping (very much), but not at malls. I like thrift stores. I like little boutiques. I like flea markets and garage sales and estate sales. I can even handle the occasional big box expedition, but malls. Ugh. <br />
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Especially our mall, which is one of those grim seventies models where everything is enclosed and painted sort of a sickly yellowish grey. Old ladies bustle around for exercise. Young mothers scream at screaming toddlers. The sales people at the kiosks in the center come at you aggressively with various unguents and products. I have been chased by a guy selling dead sea face cream. Do I look that wrinkly? It's an exceptionally bad mall.<br />
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But there is a cool shoe emporium staffed by young women in tight t shirts that hint at their fascinating tattoos. I made eye contact with one while my sons were perusing the converse selection. "They need shoes," I told her, sotto voce, "And I'm hoping they won't select the neon colored ones--ideally grey or navy? Anything you can do to guide them in that direction…" <br />
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"I hear you, mom," she said," leave it to me." I sat down and checked my email, affecting disinterest and she sidled up casually behind the hooligans, slinging her arms around their shoulders, "Looking for converse, huh?" she asked. "Awesome. Converse are so legit. They grey ones are super popular. Want me to see if I've got some in your sizes?"<br />
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Slack-jawed, both hooligans nodded dumbly. We left with two pairs of grey converse high tops, plus some extra shoelaces in neon orange--in case the neon mood strikes. I have newfound appreciation for the mall, and for double agent sales girls. <br />
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Now I need these girls to appear, casually you understand, in my house. "Oh hey," they might say, "Were you going to practice cello? That is SO awesome. Can I just listen if I'm really quiet? I wish all guys played cello. It's so cool."<br />
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Or they might wander upstairs, "S'up? Your mom wants you to clean your room? I do not get what the big deal about cleaning is, but hey, I'll help you out and it will keep her off your back, you know?"katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15593097431061356349noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7195047710654430806.post-22411011629361891572013-11-11T15:35:00.000-08:002013-11-11T15:35:12.439-08:00McMansion, I get it. The larger Hooligan is making a large batch of chocolate chip cookies. I provided him with a recipe, ingredients, and an apron (which he eschewed). Then I fled the scene. He is playing Led Zepplin at a very high volume. I barely heard one crashing breaking sound and one "Oh Shit!" over the throbbing bass and yowling lyrics. I am sure this is exactly how he feels when I am cooking and playing <i>La Traviotta</i>. I am lurking in the farthest corner of my house and wishing I had a much larger house. Perhaps one with a completely separate guest apartment. One of us could live there.katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15593097431061356349noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7195047710654430806.post-53978698483024026532013-10-22T08:43:00.001-07:002013-10-22T08:43:47.527-07:00a metaphor--what it's like to live with a teenagerI am not as direct as the lower bunkmate in this video, but I wish I could be.<br />
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<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="344" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/iXp2ruZoxK8" width="459"></iframe>katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15593097431061356349noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7195047710654430806.post-67349688821122562982013-10-19T08:52:00.001-07:002013-10-19T08:52:46.566-07:00SubconsciousI had a dream that I acquired a sweet, fat daschund--not a dog I would choose in my waking life, but in the dream I was delighted! So cuddly! So wriggly! So grateful for my attention! <br />
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He is not very emotive. Most dogs ingratiate themselves: wagging and rolling onto their back and waving their feet in the air. Anything to demonstrate that you are, in their doggy opinion, the supreme being. This may be why I like dogs. Who doesn't like to be worshipped?</div>
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Magnus does not subscribe to this approach. His method is one of silent insistence. He generally just stares at me until I divine what he wants: in this case, to get out of my nice warm bed and let him out. He is like a 100 pound cat. Only instead of purring, he drools. Perhaps his job is to keep me humble. </div>
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katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15593097431061356349noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7195047710654430806.post-9439311426979671642013-10-17T17:34:00.001-07:002013-10-17T17:34:54.320-07:00A giftfor someone you really hate. I'm thinking of sending these to Tea party SenatorTed Cruz. Only he'd probably like them.<br />
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</figure><section id="postingbody" style="border: 0px; font: inherit; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Pair of clowns Universal Statuary Chicago 1966 they are two feet tall and about 9 inches wide.<br />50.00 cash only<br />call if interested 541 517 1672</section><section class="cltags" style="border: 0px; font: inherit; margin: 1em 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><ul class="blurbs" style="border: 0px; font: inherit; list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; margin: 0px 0px 0px 10px; padding: 10px; vertical-align: baseline;">
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</footer>katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15593097431061356349noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7195047710654430806.post-14775036909365137882013-10-14T08:19:00.000-07:002013-10-14T08:19:01.871-07:00Rah RahMy friend and her very tall charming spouse spent their anniversary treasure hunting in the junk shops and thrift stores across town. I almost fell over when she told me that. <br />
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He thrifts with you? I asked. Like, willingly? On a fall weekend? You don't have to bribe him with sexual favors? Does he actually look for stuff? Or does he just lurk and grimace and check the time and the football score whenever he thinks you're not looking.<br />
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No, he likes it, she said. He thinks it's fun. And look what we scored. (Hodgepodge of mid century cool objects.)<br />
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I was telling the (tall, but not that tall) Man who lives in my house about this. I was excited! I had a proposal:<br />
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I think we should swap dates, I explained. Like I will go to a football game with you, and I will get my rah rah on. I will pay attention and jump up and down. I will try to follow the action. I will ask questions and strive for understanding. I will give a shit about a bunch of grown men fighting in a ritualized manner for many hours over a ball. Then when it's my turn, you could go to an estate sale and a couple of thrift shops with me one weekend afternoon. You could pretend to be really into it, and take pictures of the ugly lamps. You could dig around in the basement and the garage for tools. Maybe we'd find a rad polyester tuxedo in a 44 long--that would be the ultimate! It could happen! We would have a blast!<br />
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The Man gave me what our friend Linda calls the "curious dog" look: head tilted, brows furrowed. Did you say you'd get your rah rah on? You can't even keep track of the score when it's your kids' game. You have no inner cheerleader. What you have is an inner librarian/bag lady. We need to just stick with going to the movies. <br />
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He may have a point. I think it's my turn to pick the movie. I'm feeling like a Merchant-Ivory costume drama is in order...<br />
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<span style="font-size: x-small;"><i>(It should be noted: My friend also actually likes football, so maybe she earned a thrift enthusiast-spouse, karmically speaking.)</i></span>katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15593097431061356349noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7195047710654430806.post-36846594354230259192013-10-08T21:52:00.003-07:002013-10-08T21:52:40.237-07:00Good Morning, Sunshine :)I lie abed for approximately 30 minutes longer than The Man Who Lives In My House. This chafes his hide. Particularly since I moan, "Coffee!?!" in a pitiable but demanding manner if he doesn't bring me a cup posthaste. Then I ask if the newspaper has arrived. He rolls his eyes, stomps to the front step, brings it into our room, and tosses it on the bed. <br />
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He has taken to muttering as he goes about this business. I catch fragments:<br />
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"is is worth it? hard to say."<br />
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He hands me my cup and a gaze at him blearily. I can't really express my gratitude properly until the caffeine enters my system. <br />
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He heads to the bathroom to shave. I overhear the following:<br />
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"Maybe when we get old I"ll get infirm first, then yeah. She has to wipe my butt. But if she loses it first, I'm hosed."<br />
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<br />katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15593097431061356349noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7195047710654430806.post-38645456587997630722013-09-04T07:31:00.001-07:002013-09-04T07:31:23.860-07:00I cut back on my Words with Friends obsession, which leaves me time to blog and read and knit. Just finished:<br />
<i><u>Where'd You Go, Benadette</u></i>?, by Maria Semple. Awesome. So inventive. Why didn't I think of that?<br />
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Currently reading:<br />
<i><u>90% Of Everything</u></i>. Always wondered. <br />
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Re-read:<br />
<i><u>The Historian</u></i>. Forgot how terrifying it is. Terribly good but now I have to fall asleep with the light on, which gives me a headache and drives The Man Who Lives In My House up the wall.<br />
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Also I have resumed my knitting project, which is a swedish pattern called the "4 movie sweater." <span id="goog_867109403"></span><span id="goog_867109404"></span><a href="http://www.blogger.com/"></a>Four very long movies, maybe. I am using very fat yarn and big needles. If I were a faster knitter I might have finished in in time for last winter. It is just possible (if I continue to abstain from Words...) that I will complete it in time for this one. It is also possible that it will turn out to be completely the wrong size in which case someone will get a hand knit sweater for Christmas. Or Easter. <br />
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As you may have gathered, I was playing A LOT of Words With Friends. katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15593097431061356349noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7195047710654430806.post-87641400612252961432013-08-30T11:27:00.003-07:002013-08-30T12:43:14.110-07:00A note from the Mastiff<div>
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Current Height: Counter<br />
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Drool production: Copious</div>
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Cuteness Quotient: Mostly. If you like that sort of thing<br />
Spelling Skills: Epic fail.</div>
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"<i>A dishtowl was danling ovr edg of countr, cleerly ment 4 me, as it had bnn usd by 1 of the smllr personx 2 cln up bakon grees i did my prt to help clean by takin towl outside and devoring entirlee. flavor was delishus but am feel rathr bloted. mae snoooz 4 a minut b4 resoomng sqrrl wach"</i></div>
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katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15593097431061356349noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7195047710654430806.post-86066822737320483862013-08-25T12:24:00.000-07:002013-08-26T00:20:28.698-07:00Vengance<br />
We caught lots of Dungeness crab while we were at the coast. The Smaller Hooligan is nuts for fishing in any form. So Crab was the featured (but not the only) menu item for our last night. We also had rice, and beans, broccoli and fresh rockfish (also from our fishing expedition). I mention this so that we all understand that no one was force fed crab. <br />
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My five year old nephew, Señor Cupcake, would like you to know that crab is horrible. It is so horrible that when a big platter of it is placed on the table you might want to run howling out of the room and spend the rest of the meal hollering and kicking the wall. That is what he did and he is very surprised more of us don't do the same.<br />
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We pretended not to notice the ruckus. Actually, that is not true. We laughed, which made him madder. We are mean mothers, but what do you expect? After the fisticuffs incident between the Hooligans, our nerves were shot. More crab for us. And more wine. Stat. <br />
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After the crab was cleared away Senor slunk down stairs and ate a few surly spoonfuls of beans and broccoli. He was very put out. <br />
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Interestingly, his meltdown inspired my previously recalcitrant and grumpy hooligans to become good pals again. Having someone else act up brought on a rush of brotherly love. <br />
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Is this what it's like to have three children? With just two, you always can consider knocking their heads together if they don't stop squabbling. My mother threatened to knock our heads together at least once daily. It was an empty threat, but it got her point across: Abbey and I were really getting on her nerves. This would be difficult to do with 3. You would need a nanny to help you do the knocking in an evenly distributed manner. And if you had a nanny, you might not be in the house, listening to the squabbling. It would be the nanny's problem. <br />
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(Note: I have never knocked my children's heads todgether. I have thought about it though. I have thought long and hard. I would be a terrible nanny. Do not hire me.)<br />
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Later Gump gave everyone ice cream cones. My sister and I refrained from pointing out that when we were children, he NEVER would have let us have dessert if we had thrown a fit during dinner. Of course I don't remember us throwing a fits during dinner, even when it was really putrid, like lima beans and shepherd's pie. Maybe we were afraid they would knock our heads together . <br />
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I think our children's shenanigans give our parents enormous satisfaction. I still think my mother is slipping the larger hooligan cash to give me a hard time. Possibly lots of cash. He loves her shepherd's pie. He says I should make it. Grand children are sweet revenge.<br />
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