Snark Junior: That's my boy.

The following is the beginning of Chapter 2 of The Larger Hooligan's Autobiography.  I did no editing, suggesting commentary, nothing.  I was not home when he wrote it.  He clearly enjoyed his afternoon of being a latchkey child.  Now he is at soccer practice in the icy pouring rain.

Chapter 2

My Family

My family consists of 3 people not including me. The first is my Dad biker doctor kid raiser whatever.  The next is my Mom chef knitter prison warden okay so that might be a little harsh lets say rule enforcer.  Last is my brother weirdo, boy who names his chickens odd things such as Where Is My Burrito and Taco-My-Oco I don’t know.