Sunday, April 8, 2012

Take Cover

The Smaller Hooligan: "I kind of need a haircut."
Me:  "Ok, as soon as the auction is over next Friday, we'll get you a haircut."
Smaller Hooligan:  "Everything has to wait until after the auction."
The Man Who Lives In My House:  "Mom's not even going to go to the bathroom until the auction is over."
Me:  "Yeah, next Saturday I am going to explode."
TMWLIMH:  "It would be best if you did that somewhere far away, like maybe at an ordinance range."

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