Thursday, January 24, 2013


Of skateboards.

Monday, January 21, 2013

Inaugural commentary:

The Man Who Lives In My House (demonstrating his extraordinary capacity for empathy):  "The republicans must be really bummed right now.  The've had so many mediocre people."

Me (lying on the floor, stretching my hamstrings be cause I ran 3 miles uphill today, people.  UPHILL):
"I need wine."

TMWLIMH:  "How will you drink it down there?  Shall I order up an IV?"

Me:  "No, just a bendy straw, like Sarah Palen.  And as for republican mediocrity, I don't feel bad for them in the least!  This is a DEMOCRACY.  They CHOSE those people."

Empathy has never been my strong suit.