Some Dogs have it really good. Like Truffle, for example. He likes to snuggle in the duvet in the morning. Then he has some eggs scrambled with salmon and rye toast. One of his butlers takes him for a walk. He feels really sorry for his friend Otto, who just gets kibble, and has to make do with a dog bed. The poor thing is not even allowed to lounge on the couch. He should file a complaint.