This writer Alice? At a blog called Finslippy? She often makes me snort my coffee out my nose, or my wine, depending on the time of day. Go to this link if you want to snort. And I now want to make a similar list for my parents, but all of you readers should know that when/if I do, I am copycatting. Because it's very important to cite your sources, even if you haven't plagiarizes anything yet! And I wont, I'm just ssaying I'm inspired, ok? So go to this link, followers and lurkers! All 60+ of you.