is that it is fun, and satisfying. Also, I am sort of ADD, so knitting helps me to focus during long meetings. It also keeps me from losing my mind on airplane rides and long car trips.
The real reason I make stuff, though, is that I am a show off. Many crafty folks are. My mother, for example, is a one woman baby sweater knitting factory.
Normal people make baby sweaters for their own children, grandchildren, maybe nieces and nephews. My mother makes baby sweaters for the grandchildren of her neighbors and the other artists in her painting club--babies whose parents she barely knows. On the surface, this is very sweet and generous. But it is also a venue for her to showboat her skills. As she should. They are adorable sweaters.
Just one blog post ago, I was displaying my felted bunny critter, now I want you to see this sweater. It's a swedish pattern called " Plöj sagan om ringen-trilogin och du har fixat julstämning och varmaste, gosigaste tröjan i vinter."
That says, "Three Movies Sweater The sweater is really quick knitted. It takes about three movies to knit."
Maybe if you are swedish is is quick knitted. Maybe in Swedish there are tips to speed up your knitting and cure your ADD. I was going to make the whole thing dark green but after I joined the body and arms at the shoulder level I got bored (easily bored! ADD!)and swapped out the rest of my green skeins for blue.
I thought it was going to be a total disaster right up to the end when I blocked it. Blocking (for you non knitters) is where you get the finished sweater wet and stretch and shape it to the proportions you want. It is magical.
It would be nice if you could block your actual body: step out of the shower, pat your muffin top down to your butt or up to your bust. I would firm up my bingo wing triceps. Oh wait, you can do that, it's called go to the gym.
But I digress (ADD!! I'm having an episode!). Anyway, the sweater: I'm pleased as punch although I wish wool did not make me itch.
One more thing: the CLOGS! They are red! And Swedish! I scored them at Value Village for $8. Since I am not actually Swedish, the next best thing is to wear clogs as much as possible. Also I hate heels but like to be two or three inches taller. I'm hoping that eventually all my shoes will be clogs. My friend Keri would tell you I'm well on my way.
A final note: the evil beast standing next to me in the picture was mad because I gave him a bath yesterday. So this morning he escaped the yard and rolled in cat shit. I had to hose him down and scrub him with dish soap and then take a shower myself. No one should knit him a sweater.
