The Smaller Hooligan is inventing a new language. I am eavesdropping while he was explaining the lexicon to his friend Wingnut:
"I am inventing a language.It's all that stuff we like to say only I am making the noises mean something, like gooshen hoggen is hello, tee goo is thank you, bang choff is blast off....."
There was a great deal more, but this is the essence. Basically, imagine swedish aliens and you get an idea of the sound. I wonder if there will be complicated verb tenses and gender allocations for all the nouns--probably not. Girls probably won't exist on their planet.