BUT! I made a discovery which may or may not influence our thinking about our hooligan predecessors. I may be touted as the famous groundskeeper/archeologist. Behold!
These artifacts indicate that my backyard has been home to hooligan barbarian tribes in the distant (last summer!) past.
WWMBD? That stands for What Would Mrs. Brady Do? Throw it all away? Make the Hooligans wash it off and put it away? Donate all their toys to charity? Perhaps I will impose sanctions. They are old enough to wrangle the push mower.
Mrs. Brady would have made Alice deal with it.