Look at this!
Here's the link, in case you want to order one.
I find this so entertaining, I think I would wear it, even though it is completely revolting.
It's too bad I didn't have a chain to attach my retainer to back in the sixth grade....it would have saved me (and my mom. sorry mom.) from an afternoon of looking through the school dumpster after I scraped it off my lunch tray...oops.
I spotted this trinket on the blog Whorange, by Tula Jeng. If you haven't come across Whorange, just click here: http://www.whorange.net/whorange/page/2/ . You'll be captivated. Where does she find this stuff?